Jokes Time.

Some of the best pick’s from Reader’s Digest July 2008 joke to whom that haven’t read it yet.

I attended an interview for the role of litter warden at the local park. “what training do I get? “ I ask the council official.
“None, “ he shrugged. “ You Just pick it up as you go along.”
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Dr.Smith ask his patient. “Which would you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news? “
The patient replies “ give me the good news . “
Dr. Smith says “ You’re about to have a disease named after you.”
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A duck was waiting at the side of the road waiting to cross. A chicken walk by and says, “ I wouldn’t bother, pal, you’ll never hear the end of it. “
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Lying on his deathbed, the rich miserly old man calls to his long suffering wife. “ I want to take all my money with me, “ he tells her. “ So promise me you’ll put it in the casket.”
After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside. Her friend looks at her in horror. “Surely,” she says, “ you didn’t put the money in there? “
“I did promise him I would,” the widow answers.” So I got it all together , deposited it in my account, and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it. “